Jokes about relationship

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Many people get serious when they form a relationship.

Hence there are no jokes about relationship.

Confused?

A relationship story about a successful couple.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

This is no joke.

Relationships are like fat people, most of them do not work out.

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.”
The husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was so in love and didn’t notice.”

Then there was this teenage son who went to his father and said,

“Since I met her I can’t eat, drink, or sleep.”
“Why’s that?” asked his father.
“Because,” he said, “I’m broke.”

So indeed, relationship is no joke !

Let’s check on the cook and have a laugh.

cookegg

 

via Daily Prompt, Roaring Laughter

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